"What the heck!?"
"Oh shit!" (Nipped that in the bud)
Me: "You don't talk to me like that!" Elijah: "Oh, yes I will!"
"I love you princess."
"I love you too much."
"My coat is too heavy, it's making me fall down."
"You're my best friend."
"You pinched me!!! Why you pinch me? I'm going to tell my dad! I don't love you anymore!" (Just for the record, I did NOT pinch him)
"Oh my god!" (to which I reply "gosh")
"I can't say oh my gosh! I say oh my god!"
"You like my butt?"
"I go to my school and see my friends and my teacher and my lunch. I love my school."
I foresee a very long adolescence for us...